zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden, via ravioliravioliformuoli)

asylum-art:

Limzy Wei: Flowergirls

artist on tumblr

Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.

(via medicine-y0uth)

nutella-fandom:

me after my first year of college

(Source: lanamparrillas, via voldemorts--nose)

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(via heyfunniest)

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake, via heyfunniest)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via taco-bell-rey)

freystupid:

how i dream myself

Blue Guy

freystupid:

how i dream myself

Blue Guy

(Source: kepamad, via monde-des-hommes)

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

(via zackisontumblr)

HAKUNA MA’VODKA

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

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partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

(Source: thepaulfamilydynasty, via zackisontumblr)